Al Gore sucks!
Hi Brit,
As you must know by the time you read this, the great charlatan of our age, Al Gore, has added a Nobel Peace Prize to his collection of liberal awards. Oh, and just ignore that high pitched whining sound, it’s only Alfred Nobel spinning in his grave at extremely high speed.
Anyway, as you can tell by the first photo, I wanted to add a bit of visual to this post so people could see how evil the Big Looser is while they mull over my insults. Then it occurred to me that, while the title, Al Gore sucks, is true, it’s quite possible that the meaning I intended is not completely correct. It would be more accurate to say that Al Gore is sucking massive amounts of money out of the pockets of fools into his, obviously, Swiss bank accounts. Oh, and while he has promised to donate his share of the prize money to combat Global Warming, I’ll offer really good odds that this means he’ll divert it into one of his own companies.
Speaking of monetary compensation, that the IPCC, a subsidiary of the United Nations which is, supposedly, some form of government body, has shared in the Prize, one must wonder where their half of the loot will go? Obviously, as civil servants, the individuals involved can’t get it, since they were only doing the jobs for which they have already been compensated. Thus, it’s sort of logical that the money should go into the UN general fund. However, considering the amount of corruption demonstrated by that body over the years, and the fact that, without Al Gore, unfortunately a US citizen, almost no one would have heard of the IPCC, if the UN does get any money from this farce, then it only seems fair that the US should deduct that amount from the excessive dues we pay to be part of that useless organization.
Finally, while I was planning to add some additional mocking of Al Gore, the IPCC, the UN, and the Nobel Prize Committee, my usually unreliable source sent this, which seems to sum things up nicely:
the Grit
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Peggy McGilligan says:
October 28th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
AS THE PLANET HEATS UP, YOU DON’T HAVE TO!
AP – As High Priest of the Cult of Global Warming, Al Gore has for a long time been full of hot air. He has a vivid imagination about the world. His mistrust of the seasons seems to stem from an episode of the Twilight Zone. Al is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures needed to create a more effective global antiperspirant.
If college roommate Tommy Lee Jones, could save the City of Los Angeles from errant magma (Volcano), and the world entire from an extraterrestrial cockroach (Men In Black), not to be outdone Al Gore deserves a prize for his initiative to combat global wetness. The same trusted formula that kept our leaders dry during the Cold War. Clinton tested: guaranteed to leave no trace.
The committee that awarded Al Gore the Nobel Prize included a university president, a theologian, and a consultant. Larry, Moe & Curly could not be reached for comment. And, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, with whom Gore shares the prize, does not carry out research, nor does it monitor climate or related phenomena. Given the newfound legitimacy for Global Warming, a “private group” out of Monterey, California, vies to seed the North Atlantic with iron oxide to help plankton absorb carbon dioxide (greenhouse gasses); another proposes to sow the atmosphere with sulfur.
Strategy: “cleanup the planet and make a buck on the side.” So, to whom did Al Gore donate the $1.8 million dollar Nobel purse? Who is the Alliance for Climate Protection? Perhaps not coincidentally, Al Gore is the founder and chairman of the § 501(c)(3) alliance. Three guesses who the IPCC are. But shouldn’t grasping politicians do well while doing “good?” Aren’t their distortions justified, because they’re better than? Isn’t this the psychology of the left? When it came to pirating the “Peace Dividend” to create that new cultural paradigm, didn’t the ends justify the means: http://theseedsof9-11.com
While President Clinton was “reinventing higher education,” Vice President Gore was “reinventing government.” During Bill Clinton’s 1996 golf outing at Pebble Beach, Al Gore gave an “environmental group” $2 million dollars to save the bay. Gore’s sizable donation never made the local news. As it turns out, it was the mother of all environmental scams, White House Chief of Staff Leon Panetta’s Monterey Bay Sanctuary. Years later a lone radio station reported, “the group has $2.5 million dollars, and four people in two locations.” Currently, oceangoing cruise ships ply the pristine waters of the Monterey Bay, ferrying tourists to and from Monterey’s eateries.
Still and all, I’d like to know why the incidence of Al Qaeda flight students, trained at the University of Bill Clinton, remains a non-issue. The silence is deafening.
Flu-Bird says:
February 8th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
They might as well have given it to SAAMA BIN LADEN this to AL GORE i mean there are far more deserving recipiants of the NOBEL PRIZE then this bare faced liar
the Grit says:
February 8th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Hi F-B,
Really, we can’t expect much better from the Nobel people. They also handed one out to Yasser Arafat, the modern founder of organized terrorism. On the other hand, I hear they have a keen sense of how to throw fancy upper class parties.
the Grit
jack says:
November 24th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Al Gore is just total garbage and has always been garbage. The green lies he promotes are only ways for him to make money, he doesn’t give a shit about anything except himself.
Flu-Bird says:
January 12th, 2010 at 5:21 am
I would like to see AL GORE out in the middle of the ocean and have someone accedently drop gore oscar right into the water