A song for Nancy Pelosi

Friday, July 4, 2008 18:09 | Filled in Humor, Nancy Pelosi, entertainment, funny, music, opinion, political humor

Hi Brit,

I was browsing some of the stuff that took used to take too long to download when I came across this,

The Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffett (lyrics)

Well I was drivin’ down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn’t gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this…

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
’cause you’re an asshole tonight.

Yes you’re an A S S H O L E…
And don’t you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You’re an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You’re an asshole tonight.
And I’ve got a feelin’
you’ll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin’ to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, “Yes. I think you’re right.”

And all your friends are assholes
’cause you’ve known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you’ve got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
’cause you’re an aaaass…hole tonight.

Actually, I found a video with the song in it, and while I was listening to it, one of the voices in my head kept whispering, “Nancy Pelosi…Nancy Pelosi…Nancy Pelosi…”  I just couldn’t resist sharing.

the Grit

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5 Comments to A song for Nancy Pelosi

  1. Evyl says:

    July 5th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Jimmy Buffett is one of my musical heroes. And yes it fits Pelosi well.

  2. the Grit says:

    July 5th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    Hi Evyl,

    Parrot heads forever! What scares me is that the “pirate looks at 40″ thing covered me ten years ago! Not to mention that I’m planning to cook cheeseburgers tonight. Dang but I hate it when someone I don’t even know pegs me so well! Crap!

    the Grit

  3. writer chick says:

    July 6th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    I think comrade Nancy would be flattered to be serenaded by such a lovely song, Grit. And it really does seem so ‘her’ doesn’t it?

  4. the Grit says:

    July 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Hi WC,

    Absolutely. Of course, it could also apply to Harry Reid, or perhaps all of Congress should get a copy.

    the Grit

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