The next round of Czars
Despite the growing criticism of President and Leader For Life Obama’s over use of Czars to get around Congressional oversight, He is showing no signs of halting the practice. Thanks to information leaked to me by my usually unreliable source, I can present you with at least a partial list of the Czars of the future:
Smuggling Underage Girls Into The US For Purposes Of Prostitution Czar
Brothel Zoning And Standards Czar
Humming Bird Feeder Regulation Czar
Foot Care Czar
Vehicle Tire Inflation Czar
Breath Training To Control CO2 Emissions Czar
No Scooter For You Czar
No Burger For You Czar
Please Keep Smoking – We Need The Tax Money Czar
Brainwashing The Children Czar
Death To FOX News Czar
Drive Glen Beck To Drink Czar
Kill Old People Before The Ungrateful Bastards Ruin Social Security Czar
The New Inquisition Czar
Playing The Race Card Czar
Save The Trial Lawyers Czar
No Nukes Czar
Cave To The Russians Czar
Kiss The UN’s Ass Czar
Piss On Our Military Czar
Keep The Teleprompter Clean Czar
Down With The Greenback Czar
Keep The Peasants Poor And Stupid Czar
And many more after that. He is, or so I’m told, shooting for 666 of them.
the Grit
renaissanceronin says:
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:04 am
When I was a kid, my Dad always told me the Russians were coming…
Now… we have “Czars” in America, appointed by the President. And, we have a President who echoes Putin like a parrot.
I never listened much to my Dad. Perhaps I should have…
The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!
Time for my next entrepreneurial project:
“Biloxi Bootleg Borscht!” Just like you used to get at the Kremlin!
And wait, there’s more…
the Grit says:
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Hi rr,
I haven’t tried growing beets yet. Maybe next year.
the Grit
Heff says:
September 24th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Speaking of 666, HAS anyone checked Obama’s scalp ?
the Grit says:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Hi Heff,
I tried, but the Secret Service took a dim view of my efforts
Oh, and I nominate you for Bar Czar and Donna for, well, I better not say.
the Grit
writer chick says:
September 26th, 2009 at 2:07 am
Oooh, oooh, I wanna be a czar – can I be a czar too? It sounds so cool and that I could get a special haircut for it and everything. I think he should make me the blog czar. Now doesn’t that have a nice ring to it?
So much for the czars – do you think he’ll be appointing official concubines any time soon? Now that would be fun – to watch Mee-shell giving him some serious whoop ass over that, like during an official dinner or something, eh?
Annie
the Grit says:
September 27th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Hi Annie,
You are already the blog czar to me. I doubt there will be any concubines as the Glorious One seems to be afraid of His Wife.
the Grit