The secret life of Osama Bin Laden

Hi Brit,

My usually unreliable source has sent me a rather large package that contains copies of various reports on Osama by various Intelligence Agencies around the world.  As time permits, I will be publishing parts of it here, if you don’t mind.

We’ll start with a question:  What is the connection between the icon of evil

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and this feathered fool? 

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As it turns out, during the early years of Big Bird’s existence, Bin Laden was the man in the costume.  Drawn to the role by his unnatural attraction to young boys, the tall, lanky pervert used his family’s influence in the liberal world, and thus with PBS (Public Broadcasting System) to get the part.  Much to his dismay, he found the costume to confining to allow easy molestation of children, and so quit the gig after only a few months.

the Grit

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13 Comments to The secret life of Osama Bin Laden

  1. kyle says:

    April 28th, 2009 at 10:35 am

    binnnn lardeeeennnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

  2. the Grit says:

    April 28th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Hi Kyle,

    Thanks for dropping by.

    the Grit

  3. ashley says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Helloo gat boy

  4. ashley says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:02 am

    dick head

  5. michelle says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:03 am

    hi you ok

  6. ashley says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:06 am

    Aup jo

  7. ashley says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:08 am

    aup louie go on ps3 mw2

  8. joe says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:09 am

    aup ash

  9. ashley says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:09 am

    u ok mate

  10. louie says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:10 am

    okkk brp

  11. michelle says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:10 am

    hi mate

  12. ashley says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 10:11 am

    fuck off

  13. ashley says:

    November 1st, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Aup louie and nathan and mich

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