The secret life of Osama Bin Laden
My usually unreliable source has sent me a rather large package that contains copies of various reports on Osama by various Intelligence Agencies around the world.Â As time permits, I will be publishing parts of it here, if you don’t mind.
We’ll start with a question:Â What is the connection between the icon of evil
and thisÂ feathered fool?Â
As it turns out, during the early years of Big Bird’s existence, Bin Laden was the man in the costume.Â Drawn to the role by his unnatural attractionÂ to young boys, the tall, lanky pervert used his family’s influence in the liberal world, and thus with PBS (Public Broadcasting System)Â to get the part.Â Much to his dismay, he found the costume to confining to allow easy molestation of children, and so quit the gig after only a few months.