Re-education camp primer
Since my usually unreliable source has mentioned that under the cover of the swine flu emergency, large numbers of enemies of the state are going to be “quarantined” in re-education camps, and I figure anyone who reads this blog is probably on the list, that y’all might want to study up so you’ll have a head start when they toss you behind the razor wire.
1. Obama will always be addressed in one of the following ways:
President and Leader For Life
Glorious Leader
the Fountain Of All Wisdom
Living God
2. never speak well of capitalism and always mention it as “evil capitalism.”
3. never say you accomplished something without adding “with the help of the State.”
4. you must believe that community service is much more important than any other work.
5. the word “rich” must always be preceded by the word “evil.”
6. the new National Salute will be to form a circle with the thumb and forefinger of your right hand and bring it to your lips, symbolically kissing Obama’s anus.
7. you must start each day by memorizing a saying from the Little Red Book, at least until our Glorious Leader comes out with His own version.
8. you WILL believe that basketball is the greatest sport ever.
9. you must spit on the ground or floor when the word “Constitution” is used.
Now get to studying so the enhanced teaching techniques will be over faster.
the Grit
Posted: October 16th, 2009 under Barack Hussein Obama, Humor, funny, liberal, mocking, opinion, political humor, politics.
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